Friday, December 27, 2024

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!J'ai le Chatt tu a moi la Chatt¡
"I'm a [K]HING you are my [Ô,]UENH"
 


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Wednesday, December 4, 2024

The ©Braks1O Show: Episode 12

       The ©Braks10 Show Theme Song

                   ✨©Braks10™✨

 The Baxter Braxton ScoTTsKey

Our co host with the most, Everyone's Dream Date: 

By: Marlon Dean Monroe Depp



And Your Regular Scheduled Host:

★ Braxton s Garris 

      |§(⁠。‡|   |*✧°|    |(⁠ ✷*|   |♒|  |∞| |♋|

The [K]ÎNNG of CRAZY...

Σ|VV's ẞRAXTON  ꛯ  GARRIS's⁰ⁿs 

Bonjour, J' aime  Revanche
!J'e Mange Le filet¡ 
J'e le chat... tua la chat.

Its Tuesday yo.. and you know what that means? its probably sunday... 


It seems as though somebody at SCAD has written a article about Bhvee' and Acorns and possibly forgot to cite thier source material correctly. Knowing how picky Universities can be on plagiarism and making sure you have your source material I thought I'd share, however, I'm sure I'm mistaken. Check it out below...




  I was hoping my episode three of The Braks10 Show: The Baxter Braxton Scott key, would have been quoted properly if they were going to use my entire story and my Scott ⁿ Dr. Glen's Scott-Key on Bhee's. 

  However, we got overlooked as did the actual message behind my Scott Key for that week... Maybe next time SCAD! I hope that all those campus locations and current enrollments are doing as excellent for you as it was from fall of 2007 to Summer of 2011!

In our Celebrity News segment titled:

PØP~ARHT Ñ AHRT~PØP

The journey of Art from and through Artistic Artist's, Artistry  by design.

In today's news, Sally Jessy Raphael sits down in four individual interviews for a reunion special with each of the ninja turtle art masters, but did Master Splinter attend the Art master Turtles reunion? 



In Other Pop News: LADY GAGA 

Stephanie, Lady Gaga, gets ready to release her 8th studio album. The first Single off the album I like, the music Video Reminds me a Little of My Trés de Clover 🍀 group of Friends Laura and Amanda, I miss them and hope they are doing well.   

The Advertisment imaging below I like, it looks to have my favorite Number 8 the GG cehueftflicg and 3 diamonds. So I really think she might come out with something really artistic I hope, I've always liked that she brought art into her performances and visuals. Check out the add below. 


 



And of course...

Today's Scott Key🗝️

Pop & RⁿB Princess from the island of Barbados, a real island, that fought to become independent from Great Britain while I was living there. while I was there they had a British flag, Today's Scott Key, Don't be messing with RiRi and the islands! They ain't got time for that.
Until next time, stay kind and Rewind! 


Rihanna
Arches her 👑 CROWN 👑.

- Double TT

-The Hound ( phoenix II ) x-men

-The navigating Scott

-🧭 

-The Baxter

-The Scott with the 🗝️

-∆***∆

-🔷

-😃

-♥️

[✓] [ Y ] ; nope

/Braxton s Garris

hoe. boe. yo. bro. bruh. 


Friday, November 22, 2024

The ©Braks10 Show: episode 11

 The Braks1∅ Show Theme Song

       The ©Braks1∅.™ Show ***

The Baxter Braxton  ScoTTsKey 


And its hosts...

★Marlon Dean Monroe Depp

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...  Your regularly scheduled host, the Monarch:  

★ Braxton Scott Garris 


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Σ|VV's ẞRAXTON  ꛯ  GARRIS's⁰ⁿ•.

Bonjour, J' aime Revanche 
J'e Mange Le pammplemous! 
!J'ai le chètt tu à la Châtt¡

On today's Episode..

Of the Baxter Braxton ScoTTsKey: 

Another Episode of ...

GREAT SCOTT!

Scarlet's ... The females of all Scott's stars in a new drama..

Ohara and Onassis starring in: 
Oh my Lanta

Episode one: "Where is Lee?" 

              Scarlet O'hara



"oh My Lanta, Jeanne-Marie ..Scarlett shouted! 

"Call Lee and see... Oh wait, what?... He is with Francis Scott again?
Well ... Call Mr. Blacqistoune .. what, hello!?"

Ohara to Onassis..

Ohara to Onassis...

Ohara to Onassis...

Ohara to Onassis!!....


..Come in, Do you read me?" 

 

                     Jeanne-Marie Onassis:


 "Yesss, Yes Scarlet, I hear you my dear I was just giving side eye to Antoine... We both know how he can be..." Said Jeanne-Marie as she closed her Pamphlet. 

"As I Told you once before Scarlet, I saw Lee out in the field on Tuesday with Francis Scott and they were playing around in that Gawd awful fox hole, both sweating profusely and thrusting about. You know how those men can be when playing one of those ball sports and having a jolly gay ole time."

Jeanne-Marie didn't break her evil side eye, eye contact with Antoine as she spoke.

"Hold on one second dear..."

-Les tellé-phonè gained static sound as Jeanne-Marie proceeded to scream at Antoine of the Triös as per usual-

["Yeah I said it... And I'll say it again Antoine, Don't you dare invite your momma over here ever again because last time I had to dirty my white gloves against her pale yet cheapened Rosie cheek! Now get out! Ugh!... And yes, I DO still need your help picking out my Tuesday date outfit with Broc, you know how Mr. Hudson likes my hair too... Now be gone!" ]

" Scarlett, I'm going to have to call you back dear. I can't seem to get the help to do these nails correctly and I'm beginning to moisten above my brow. You know I can't let Broc see me like this! "

" Yesss, yesss... I will call you back if I see Francis Scott or Lee running about. Cheerios Dear! Mmmhmm buh bye now!"

[" ..Antoine!! Where are you at now, I know you haven't left the plantation I can smell that jean-Paul Gutierrez on you. I know you can not be far!"] 

Jeanne-Marie Onassis hung up the phone only to immediately dial Bobbè'O'Būché les Beaubvier - Bordeaux. 


To be continued....


THIS SEGMENT I CALL...

 ✷|House of Scott|✷


🧭|The diämond Star™ Compass, The Rose.                       

✷|House of Scott|✷

✴️ ✷ Diamond Star: Ever expanding light in every direction. The Big bang and "Let there light", The Omniverse, the ever expanding larger and larger Universe that started at a single point with the big bang. My diamond Star is not represented by any form of religion like the Jewish faith. My diamond Star also represents what a lot of people call a Rose, it's a Compass that gives all directions passed the flat 2D plain on most maps. It is a three dimensional Compass that extends outwards In all directions. 

🧭 ROSE ROWE ROESS NORS NEWS ROSS
 True Ñ north True SS south 
 Latitude & Longitude 
|§| Oculus 
  
                  
              My Compass: a ΣBaxçstarr




<3✷> The Trïös.  Everyone else is less than the trïös. of three to five diämond Stars™
 <3 <> ✷ ; Hearts, Diämond's ™, diämond Stars
                               ♥  ♦ ✨

Don't forget, House of Scott Wrote your National Anthem, Your Star Spangled Banner, Mapped your seven seas, Navigated some of your worst American wars, and even designed and stitched your American Flag and Your Flag of the South. And Also Wrote some of the most classic stories of all time in William-Scott. 


Today's Scott Key🗝️
 
Is Brought to you by the letter W... Because You ain't Spellin' it right! I searched since age 11 for an andall with an R, but could never find him. However, I really just wanted to kick him in the balls and say, "You ain't even Spelling it right, its WRHANDÄHL or WRANDÄHL. 

ALSO, Zero with a line through it is actually how you write a 0. At least that is how the military writes them.

That is all...

hashtags:

#Bnot4Free

#BitchYouAintaBraxton

#YouAintSpellinItRight

#OnlyBraxtonScottGarrisLifeMatters

#SideEyeAllmarysWithY

-side eye all Mary's with Y, it's Marie.-


***©Braks10.™  Braxton Illustration Co. /2010 All rights reserved to Braxton S Garris.

 No Coding by military or other groups aloud, even if they have so kindly taken me off of the world wide web.


Monday, April 15, 2024

The ©Braks10 Show: Episode 10

 ✨©Braks1∅™✨

 The Baxter Braxton ScottsKey

With your Host:  
Braxton Scott Garrils

Everyone's favorite Co-Host: 
⭐Marlon Dean Monroe Depp


Bonjour, J' aime Revanche` 
Je Mange Le pamplemous! 
Je le chét... tu la chât.

Today's Episode of The Braks10 Show is brought to you by My older Siblings and the best advice I can give you of the youngest of three is to always nod while they speak as if you agree..  and always let them try to insult you... Grow thick skin and always respond with "I'm Sorry you feel that way" .. "How bout we discuss it tomorrow.. (then start to walk away smiling) "okay see ya then byeee" Best Advice
-Braxton 

THE LONE ★ STAR STATE STORY 
Chapter 1 Edition 1.
Pictured above are the 1980's 3 of Diamonds To later Become The 3 of Hearts. Meghan Ariana Garris, Thomas Keith Garris, and Braxton Scott Garris.

The 3 of Hearts built Ford Tough.. 
"♪♪ Like a Rock♪♪"

  TEXAS sometime in A century of numerical value, and statistically speaking, (Wayne, John. Bridges, Nash)¹ Between the 1960s and 1989. In a rocky and canyon like Texas backdrop. The three of Diamond stars (who had not yet become 3 of hearts in the ©Braks10 tribe by completing thier task) were just living their awesome regular day to day lives when the youngest iddy bitty Scott started to cry...   

"Look Scott.. Just because Meghan has a pegasus pony.. doesn't mean you can tag along with us." said Kieth. 
"Keith.. don't be so mean.. I got him a little tiny pony to play with while we are gone. It's from my personal collection so don't mess it up. I have one in my pocket too but mines blue... *Yawn* you know .. Floyd blue ... Your current favorite color, ScoTTsKey, so mines better." 

Ari and Keith turned to go off and hang out building a fort with Steven and Angela in the woods while Scott ran around playing with his awesome imaginary twin Brother Bobby Bunche' and built up his amazing creativity and  imagination. He knew one day he would have to deal with plenty of fourt's²
Ft.s fort's fortes Forte'.
TEXAS.. it's like its own country almost.. 
And the Trés of hearts was built Texas tough like a Ford .  "♪•Like a Rock!..•♪♪♪"³

key:
1. Wayne, John. Bridges, Nash. "A Guide To Statistically Electrifying The Inner Psyche of a Bradford" Edition III and volume 3. by: Dr. Lichtenstein in his thesis involving both patient Glen I Garris from observations , and Bradford Eugene Garris as an inpatient therapy (not at all torture) patient. 

2. Fourt Smith-Ft. Berth.. possibly or maybe ft. Smythe it was Little Rock .. maybe Oklahoma City before the Bombing. Maybe even in a barn somewhere. possibly in Fort Walmart.. maybe never born at all. Bobby Buche' was brought by a Big Bird.. a stork a Cheraw.  ©Braks1∅™


3. Buche', Fubae. Original sheet music and lyrics stolen from her genius mind for the Ford commercial jingle entitled "Like a Rock". In 1764 ad. The song was later revised and sang one time during the 1969 summer Woodstock tour of Ruby and the Rudebegus. As we all know Fubae Buche' was the lead singer to the tremendously successful 1969 group called Ruby and the Rudebegus. They were unable to continue touring after that Woodstock performance because Their drummer Baxter Braxton Floyd who happened to be doing a set after their performance where he sang lead for his band, Pink Floyd. However he couldn't match Fubae buche' and Ruby Floyd for they embarrassed every performer after theirs. She quickly retired Ruby then went in on to marry the most brilliant Dr. ...a Bradford of course Dr. Glen I. Garris as she then became the wife of envy and the mom of all moms Ruby L. Garris. My Mommah... Not yours so I know ur super duper jealous but it's whatever. 

Ps. Francis Scott... He knows what Keys are.
The funniest Scott of All time.


   Sainte Françios
         Francis
Press Scott Key 
Notary Congressionally 

Before our next news segment, Our Handsome Co Host would Like to Start off a new Segment of The ©Braks10 Show: 
The Baxter Braxton ScoTTsKeey
This segment is entitled... 

The Divine Trinity:
 All throughout time the three have existed. They are a group of actually quite few people but they are ancient and powerfull souls. in each Divine Trinity Segment I'll be discussing One of  Three. 
Today we will begin with the OG "Hawk Ridge Trio".   
A. Marie Leekei
S. Anne Strongskie
B.G. ScoTTsKeey 
My saints and I hilariously Reading you the Keys all throughout time so Françiase Can finally get his Francis funny and Have the last laugh.

We were probably The first Triad on that block, at the time it was just one real street mainly. We were the Shiznit and yup... We set your trends.


...And Now to Babbwah Wahltahs and Bobbaé Buché for a nearly live broadcasting on the twentay twentay news.

As we all Boe our heads in Rememberance for those lost in the Tanker-Key bridge disaster. is so Like Bobbaé buché to try to maybe cheer you up with his amazing sense of humor...
 
 Good Evening, It is I The Bobbaé Buché reporting on some news that can ALSO be looked at with a smile. Pictures above is the crowned spirit of Francis Scott. (he knows what Keys are)

As He looks upon something once again Incorrectly given his name as it Collapses. Francis is finally getting his last laugh! 
 
We will of course keep them in our prayers as we hope no Bradford cars or Grandchildren or Cowards we're hurt during this tragedy. 

Sunday, April 14, 2024

Welcome To The ©Braks10 Show



    Welcome to the ©Braks10 Show!

10*5*24

                     The
   Baxter Braxton Scott Key🗝️

staring .... 
                 
       🙂BRAXTON SCOTT GARRIS❤️

Braky Wacky ep1s31


1. Is it Barbados or St. Lucia!?
               🇧🇧/🇱🇨/🇺🇸
©2009 All rights reserved to Braxton Scott Garris.  Copyrights! Copywritten, copyrite.

    A) It could be both..
    B) Is it a British Colony?
    C) does it have it's own flag?
    D) are there Native Flags!? 
    E) Has it gotten independence?

2. The Answer is Simple
 A) Does your currency = $? Dollah
 B) How long is your stay?
 C) What Resort?
The most important rule...
     + YOU MUST RETURN TO YOUR HOME BEFORE SUN DOWN ON THE THIRD DAY!

SCOTTS KEY Æquestrianair:
   2)Do you know the woods?
             ° The Jungle?
   Do u have a Machete or Sword?
            ° if so who brother Machete?
            ° Sword or Bayonet!?
  + Are you wearing Army Surplus?
            ° Salvation Army Camo?
            ° Pre or Post desert storm?
            ° Sleeves? Long pants?
   + What about your hat!?
           ° Major pain hat?
           ° Shelly Long Beverly hills Troop like hat?
           ° Smokey the Bear hat?
           ° Jenny Jones Boot Camp?
           ° Maryland State Trooper
           ° VR Trooper?
           ° Drill Sargent, sexy or?

     + Compass; Navigation system,
GPS, Radio Shack, AM/FMradio
transmitter, Yellow walky?       
     °Mosquitos?
     + Bug Spray?
     
Call me... I'm a Scott Cheraw and I'll help you Navigate... I know where the sun needs to be to make a sun dial and we can find due north...
Which is the only direction that makes sense... 

 Or cross one lower case t over the other sideways and put an N at the top and you will never have to Eat Shreded Wheat.... 

* Are you a as follows?
            ° A Colonizer?
            ° A Conquistador?
            ° A Viking?
            ° A Mangaloid?
            ° John Smith? 
            ° Randy?
            ° Seawitch?
            ° Columbus?
            ° Pirate?
                  -They have no more spices, the Indies are much further to the left.. just make two more rights then turn your Nodual Noticle wheel due west then it'll be right on your left give a nod the rupublican party on the right of your new destination they are leftist to your right and that aint right!
           
Today's Scott Key is brought to you by the letter i I, the number 1, Roman Numeral I an aquaduct π a Roman and a Greek column.

KEY🗝️

*If you ain't spending money on tourist traps and ferrying around for just a few days... Get on back to where you from. I ain't narc-ing out the islands. If you are not Garris 5 don't go. 






Saturday, April 13, 2024

The ©Braks10 Show ep5

 The Braks1∅ Show Theme Song

                ✨©Braks1∅™✨

 The Baxter Braxton Scott Key


By: Marlon Dean Monroe Depp

and

🔷❤️😃 Braxton Scott Garris

Bonjour, J' aime  Revanche` 
Je Mange Le pamplemous! 
Je le chét... tu la chât.

Its Sunday yo.. and you know what that means? its probably not sunday...

However, Beam me up scotty because its time for an exciting first edition of 

GREAT SCOTT! 

   As most of you know, I have 3 family last names for my first, middle and last name and they branch out from there. 
          Braxton's Scott's Garris'
Scott happens to be an interesting variety of those three, I've only met a few and I never get invited to the reunions.. lol, still waiting. I hear the Mackenzies sometimes host them, but I will be hilariously letting you know what I know about funny Scotts throughout history based on what I know.. Cuz damnit I know what I know, "Verbage" phrase of the year is "Fact check it, Cross reference Dat!"

Some noteable Scoπ through history
---------------------
° Francis Scott:knows what keys are! 
° Ben Franklyn, He had a hilarious but serious Scott Key!
° Σ|canon Chris Claremont... gotta be a Scott.. I mean c'mon! The Xmen!? Betsy!?

Betsy Braddock, Psylocke. From Xmen the Animated Series. 1997

° The ScoTT Natives 
 
° Rush Limbaugh's, had to be a Scott, he was on the left of the rightest to the left winged rights, right? 

° Most Freemasons. Enoch and knowledge!

° and Most Ancient atlantians .. of course.


  Indigo/psychic/schizophrenic scotts that are being studied or "listened to harassed" can NOT know.

 "Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know... don't tell Scotty because Scotty doesn't know.

   Sometimes though, they know without knowing. They have the ability to roll with the punches, are not often shocked by much, and don't ask a lot of questions because "Scotty doesn't know". 

  At some point in time, Indigo Scoπs actually run out of shits and fucks to give. It doesn't often happen as quickly as I realized it could, but it does happen.




©The 3 of Diamonds Töi of Diamond Stars, Trio of happines. est. 2002, All rights reserved including; Style, likeness', Images, stories, fashion, verbage and overall badassness! 

 You see.. I was carrying around two boxes at one point, the designated holder for the whole trio of happiness, three of diamonds group that made up my three friends. 

  Being in charge of carting around the two boxes for the three of us was tough. I had to ask Heather Marie each week if she would please take some to hand out in high school, She never did.. wasn't for her. She didn't give any shits or fucks to anyone. Sarah on the other hand would grab a shit or fuck or two to give but honestly I really think she was just tossing them in the trash as soon as she got out of sight. 

  They are probably both cracking up laughing, because they know I finally ran out of fucks and shits to give out.

When I did, I was in panic! Sarah especially knows.. I called the other day and said in a panic, look I know its been like 2 years since we discussed this already.. but can you check on your side of the bed again and look up under the cabinet in the corner because I swear that I had one saved for just in case. Or at least a half a shit in the closet? 

"Nope, not here" Sarah calmly answers my crazy now days. Freedom ( My God Daughter, and Sarahs first daughter) as well.. they are used to it and have adapted.

©2007. Freedom , Braxton Scott Garris, and S Anne P(Fashion icon's of the centurial Millennial Decadial Years)  

©Braks1Ø Trïbe /est pre 1500

Haus of |Lövette|
Hous of |Ford|
Haus of |Vaughrner|
House of |x|
House Of |✧Diamond✧Stars⁠✧|
House of |OGG|
House of |Hearts|⁵
©Braks1Ø. Trïbe.™°/est. Pre 1500 
All Rights Reserved to Σ|RW Braxton S. G/Harris/on

   Nothing would probably surprise or shock them at this point. "Mooommm.. Uncle Scotty is outside rolling around in the street screaming again", freedom said.

"Alright dear, well tell him hold up a sec and ill be there in a minute, im on the phone." Sarah said.

Now, as one of two of my best friends for life, Sarah Anne does always make the situation better somehow and we laugh about it, even though its not funny while its happening. 

Sarah: "dude.. you woke up in the middle of the night and started blabbering about something, then I look over and for real? yo... you had you're arm straight up in the air like balanced for like 2 hours all while you were sleeping.. whats wrong with you, do i need to call the exorcist ya sally jesse raphael?!?"

"Nah yo... i just do that sometimes i guess.."

The strange, silly and mysterious ways of an indigo scoπ are often misunderstood and misinterpreted.. which IS understood because sometimes scotty doesnt know.


Todays Scott Key : Is brought to you by my Sisters the letter F, the vowel U, The root meaning -all of you guys can F (fuck) off they aint got time fo U (y'all!). The word, me and I, and the phrase.. "I'm glad you like it I got one in pink!" {A Nari-Nanna's classic}


Todays Scott Key🗝️

-----------------------------

    

 A very famous graduate, very knowelegable owl once asked "How many licks does it take?"

Lil kim later responded ith an Ohhhh Ohhhhh.. Ohhhhh Ohhhhh, How many licks does it take...

   Today I ask you.. how many licks will it take? If you take a lick and keep on clicking? how many licks does it take till you get to the center of the click?

Once again thanks for attending todays meeting. And Chelly, we all hope where ever you are, you fall on your face. We also hope Capone never beats Syphilis... keep fishing in that pool yo! We hope Jason, the oranges, and the chris's (md) don't accidentally cut thier heads off at thier salons.. where everyone acts like they suddenly not only dont recognize you and know your there, they completely ignore you, yet follow and loop around you.  what a lovely time we are living in, you guys experiencing the same? of course you are!

 -Eπu

- Double TT

-The Hound (phoenix II) xmen

-The navigating Scott

-🧭 

-The Baxter

-The Scott with the 🗝️

-∆***∆

-🔷

-😃

-♥️

/Braxton ScoTT Garris

hoe. boe. yo. bro. bruhhh