On todays episode of the ©braks10 show, another adventure into the Scotts! With your dream date host...
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Its Sunday yo.. and you know what that means? its probably not sunday...
However, Beam me up scotty because its time for an exciting second edition of...
GREAT SCOTT!
Todays episode is going to be slightly different than normal, its that time again Scotts! We need a quick Scott test to go around and prove our Sainte-hood!
I'm Bout To Snatch Yo Double T!
the last chance to continue being a
Scott, whether its your first, middle or last name. its about to be snatched. So do not miss this once in a lifetime chance to keep your double T!
About this template:
Scotts have recently been acting fraudulant in large numbers, so we are in need of a mass Scott cleaning. This Scott application and testing process is manditory and any and all Scotts will be removed from your family tree if you do not participate in the following process.
Scott Test and Exams
I will send you a Scott test. if you pass it, in later years, when I sit with the bill on capitol hill and get a certain bill signed then I may allow your Scott card to fly. You must not be a fraudulant Scott and you have to have a funny Scott Key of some kind. You must be silly, there is a navigating due north test and a written part of the exam of course.. we are writers.
All Indigo Scoฯs will report to the Danger room for training ...
of course as always there are no rubackian greene scotts that exist just so we are clear.
We will have our Ms. Giuess Memorial At noon, if you dont know what a memorial looks like... i cant help you.. she wouldve passed out a handout on it (RIP) ♥️
Also we will be in a Carter Braxton donated charitable non profit building downtown.. just thought id announce that prior to the event just in case you lost one of your lower case Scott Ts and cant find your way there, someone might have to help Jeanette to enter a Carter Braxton building... Scotts are often afraid of Braxtons.
I have 38 Scott with a double T stickers available still.. Sanguine, Royal Blue, and 90s Teal. Multiple different fonts to choose from, and T-shirts as well depending on how well you do on your Scott exam.
Written Section
As We all know, we have some of the greatest Writers of all time that have been Scotts. So I will be asking for an original short story. This years topics will be...
-How do they fly and manouver?
-Why are they important to our ok ecosystem?
-The Savannah College Of Art and Design: Why was thier mascott the Bee?
-What is entmology the study of?
-What would happen to earth if all Bees were to go extinct?
-Name 5 different types of bees and what thier purpose is
-What type of bee is a Sweat Bee? a Killer Bee? a Wood Bee?
-Honey Bees: How many different Bees are involved and thier jobs within the colony or hive? When do you know its ready to be harvested?
-How would you go about moving an entire bee colony at one time?
-Would you jar it in a Mason Jar or a Preservative jar?
-how do frequencies, Vibrations, and Soundwaves apply and could end earth as we know it.
-What are keys?
-Name and describe at least 5 different types of keys.
-Does the Constitution have Keys? If so.. can you write them correctly?
-Please also cite and source your facts with this particular written topic. No, you may not use any internet sources nor any direct quotes from me. As we all know as Scotts, the internet has never been citable, sourcable or credible material unless it was something like wikepedia before a year ago because its already cited and sourced at the bottom or an online publication. However, after the past year I think its safe to say EVERYTHING on the internet is no longet credible at all.
-What does the key to the graveyard lock open and please sing the song along with it.
-Whats the easiest way without any technology to find due north.
-Whats the best way to use your double t to navigate. (quoting Braxton Scott Garris is okay to do but cite and source my quote properly)
-Name 3-5 old routes, or Highways that have been replaced but still do actually exist, you just have to find them.
-Explain the difference between Innerstate Hwy, Intercontinental, Inner outter loop, Routes/Highways, Courts vs Circles vs roundabouts.
-Explain the cycles of the moon, Where the sun should rise and set, and Name atleast 4 astrological constellations.
-How would you know if navigating the woods, if you might be headed towards the coast line?
*Please include changes in the Atmosphere, Foliage differences, Elevation distinctive changes, insects that signal that change, any bird differences to signal the coast line is near and what time of the year it might be due to said birds of the sea coast and the direction they are flying? Are they alone or in a group? What type of birds are you hearing when you first wake up versus throughout the day then at dusk. Are you seeing any bats come out around dusk? does that mean a cave may be near by? fresh drinking water if it flows... natural spring under the earth protected from enviornmental polutions such as flouride and Aluminum.
Please choose just one writing topic to complete for the written portion of your Scott test... we all know how us Scotts are, aint nobody trying to read 6,000 page stories or nothin so just get the job done and prove you're a scott and you know what your doing. okay?.. damn..
Scott application
Fees, Test Options, & Due dates
Application fee
Scott Children ............ $60
Scott Young Adults...........$80
Scott Adult 18+ ...............$120
A certified check will work.
Cash is an available option
(must be $1s, $5s, $10s)
No I Owe You's are permitted
All application fees are due as soon as you recieve this information.
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Todays Scoฯ Key is brought to you by all the Saints! Personally I've always kept at least a few around me at all times;
I Chose two in particular in the end, My Saints for life... my best friends forever.. Marie, and Anne. My 3•6•9 trio:
Anne & Marie
Todays Scott ๐️
Saints are Scotts:
Saint
St. +Captain + Skipper + First Mate + OT training =
Scott
So keep your saints close scotts, I can only say its worked well for me.
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Garris. Your best bet is to email your request for your Scott test to my email.
Baxter Braxton Scott Garris
8530 Two Mile Rd
Lynchburg, SC. 29080
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Braxton Scott Garris
braxton.illustration@gmail.com
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Untill next time,
- Double TT
-The Hound (phoenix II) xmen
-The navigating Scott
-The Baxter
-The Scott
-∆**∆
-๐ท
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-♥️
✓
/Braxton ScoTT Garris
hoe. boe. yo. bro. bruhhh